Friday, January 11, 2013

European Showers

European showers...

They're spacious enough for a range of motion comparable to being sealed in a casket.

Don't even try to move; the ensuing claustrophobia will overcome even the strongest willpower! Just enjoy the water drizzling over your head, pretend that plain water rivulets will wash away dirt, sweat and grease, and then step out when the water begins to get cold (or when 2.3 minutes is up, whichever comes first).

Also, the tiny sink in the bathroom is not just a thoughtful installation for families with toddlers. They have a special name for them:  bidet. News to this North American!

Sugar Brown, I've found a worthy european candidate for your profound words--

'SHOWERS:  Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!'

1 comment:

  1. Ha.. such creative wording you have with your writings, Heidi. You'd be marvelous at book writing. Keep the notes coming...surely enjoy

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